Had a long argument with the BK manager about which batman actor was better. Went to this men's paradise restaurant. Saw the servers do a victoria secret fashion show. Threw back a few lemon drops and jose cuervos. Watched a bunch of old men hit on, dance with horribly, caress, and fail at getting skanky gold diggers. Saw a guy get arrested for pissing under the table next to us-- who was ratted out by the sheriff's daughter (who happened to be with our group). Found Waldo.

I can't begin to explain how random of a night it was.