is to call it Ask Me Anything.
ITT: Don't ask me anything. Statements only. "I love you" acceptable, but more original alternatives recommended, such as, "You are the King of my soul, and it burns only for you, but not the reigion of which you are a King -- that does not burn, because that would be an unfortunate region over which to rule -- but the essence and livelihood of its inhabitants, such as myself."