So, I noticed that even when a non-member (guest) visits a user profile on LG your page views increment. In conjunction with this, I was bored and decided to duplicate this through simple web requests.

PHP Code:
while true do
    httpGet("http://forum.logicalgamers.com/members/the+unintelligible.html")
end 
Look at me now:



Soon I'll be up there with Artificial who has 11K views!

Implications: hax