Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
and somebody spoke to tell me they'd book a show for the band to night so I needed to be ready and wasn't sure if I should laugh or scream so I punched him.