Do you have any porn that simulates having significant relationship?

That is my fetish.

I thought you had a penis fetish.

Are significant relationships not allowed to have penises?
Way to be a sexist.

Oh yeah you're right, well i can't help you with you're search, good luck.

Masturbation Simulator and/or Instructor or POV with "insert name"

Typically really long and involve what I consider stupid scenarios but they attempt to simulate some sort of relationship

Not good enough.
Also, I did not know you were aware of The Oatmeal.

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Not good enough.
Also, I did not know you were aware of The Oatmeal.

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I didn't need to be aware of your loneliness.

Loneliness is fun.

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Loneliness is fun.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nB5VxPOoio

In a parallel universe, you are female, and I have had sex with you.

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In a parallel universe, you are female, and I have had sex with you.

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In a parallel universe: One of us is dead and the other is not, both of us are dead, you're female and I've had sex with you, we're both female and had sex, we've both female and did Raivu, we're both female and did Clover and Vie who are male, Thomas is straight, Obama is white, we're both male and have had sex, ect.

And in one of them, we live together as friends, play guitar whilst drunk and listen to shitty music, and hold massive LG parties at our house because LG is so popular there are 20 members in our immediate area (which is on top of a mountain, in a castle because we won the lottery multiple times)


And also have sex with various people.

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And in one of them, we live together as friends, play guitar whilst drunk and listen to shitty music, and hold massive LG parties at our house because LG is so popular there are 20 members in our immediate area (which is on top of a mountain, in a castle because we won the lottery multiple times)


And also have sex with various people.

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In all of them, this sounds Gay.

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In all of them, this sounds Gay.

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In all of them you'r still gay and annoying, but in several of the good ones you're dead.
Feel the burn!

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And in one of them, we live together as friends, play guitar whilst drunk and listen to shitty music, and hold massive LG parties at our house because LG is so popular there are 20 members in our immediate area (which is on top of a mountain, in a castle because we won the lottery multiple times)


And also have sex with various people.

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So basically we're GNR during the 80s but forever.

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In a parallel universe: One of us is dead and the other is not, both of us are dead, you're female and I've had sex with you, we're both female and had sex, we've both female and did Raivu, we're both female and did Clover and Vie who are male, Thomas is straight, Obama is white, we're both male and have had sex, ect.

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Wait wut? lol

Elven Bride - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Very depressing its only two episodes.