Crazy fat bitches be crazy /Seriously had a crazy store encounter.
Okay so Jeff and I go to the store to get soup anyways not important.
As we walk to the front of the store this is this lady in a huge ass van parked in front of the redzone lane for handicapped parking. It's basically so handicapped people can go to and from the store to their car with out much trouble. Anyways we walk up and she's screaming at this old man who asked her nicely if she could move her car so he could get through. You know what this lady did? She flipped the fuck out started cussing and just being a bitch. Like at one point she said "You think you're tough shit old man? I'm not moving my car." She looked like one of those nasty bitches too. The whole I'm fat in spaghetti strap that's way too tight, got some herpes on my face, and stupid flower tattoos. So Jeff and I come over to ask ask what's going on and if she could move her car for them and she basically tells us "Aw hell no you don't know what happen so just mind your own fucking business." After we asked her if she could move, we weren't even mean.
There were like three old people standing there needing to get through but she didn't want to move in her big fucking van. I assume it was because it required energy and this bitch seemed like movement was her greatest enemy. I felt really bad cause some of these old people totally looked like they had no idea how to handle this lady. D: Anyhow I ask her again to move she says more shit. I stand by the driver side and roll my eyes at her she starts threatening me like "You wanna say something bitch?" At this point I tell her directly "Yea I do." She rolls down the window again starts saying "You don't know what the fuck is going on bitch. Shut up." Then she rolls up the window. I'm like just standing there as she tries to talk shit through her rolled up window. I'm just like lol Fatty is mad and sit there and stare at her because it seems to be making her upset.
Also somewhere between she rolls down her window again she starts yelling "You got something to say old man I'll kick your ass." So she starts threatening the old people so Jeff and I tell her we're gonna call the cops. She's like "Call the cops I don't care." Jeff tells her she's in a red zone and she can't park there anyways. She goes on and on about how it's an unloading zone, (Unloading zone for her fat ass right?) Which it isn't btw. Anyways we're like fuck this we're calling the cops. She keeps saying how she's gonna kick everyone's ass as she's still yelling at me and it ends with Jeff telling her to eat a dick, and me saying something along the lines of fatty can't get enough of them. So we're like fuck it we're getting a manager brb, before we even get back outside like a minute later she's gone. Lol Oh in between us yelling at her the old people and some lady in a car did too.
To add to the lulz she had an "I love my Church" sticker on the back of her car.
Haha the most awesome thing I think was no one was saying anything to her until Jeff and I did then like EVERYBODY started saying things. The old people started talking trash after we did, some lady in her car did, everyone just started unloading on this lady. Oh and the old people thanked us. C:
In conclusion this lady is a bitch and we stuck up for old people. We also got her license plate number. Also for being a timid as fuck person in RL I'm glad I held my ground.
Edit: Have you guys had any crazy encounters?
How is your day going?
