I decided to be a good person ,and help this little kid who had a part of his new scooter thrown into the sewer, so I lifted up the big metal thing, and was about to set it down to reach in and pull out his scooter, and some kid in a wheel chair, wheeled behind and was like 'DA FUCK ARE YOU DOINNN NIQQA" at this point i jumped, and dropped the huge metal thing on my foot, and he laughed while i dropped to the ground, five seconds later, my foot started swelling immensely and I went to the ER. They took x-rays, pregnancy tests, and gave me crutches. My dad now says I ruined his thanksgiving dinner.
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