Latest in Pop Music [with added shade]

Decided I'd give you all Pop Music updates. So I'll try and catch you up every so often.

Rihanna News:
Rihanna released the first single off her new flop album 'We Found Love'
WFL goes number one
Rihanna will be releasing her 2nd single 'You Da One' on sunday (her first single is still doing very well, she's a dumb fuck)
'You Da One' leaks, it's terrible

Madonna News:
Madonna leaked the demo to her new single 'Give Me All Your Love'. It's my guilty pleasure, but pretty bad considering she's the queen.

Britney Spears:
Her new single 'Criminal' is flopping
Her album Femme Fatale isn't even in the top 200 albums on billboard (flopping)
Concert DVD comes out 11/27 (but you could just listen to her album to have the same experience

Beyonce:
She's having a girl
New song with mary j blige coming soon
'Party' is doing pretty good on the radio
Concert DVD comes out 11/27 (it looks amazing)

Lady Gaga:
Slaughtered the competition at the EMA's
Marry The Night video coming soon
Marry The Night gaining radio plays faster than all your faves
Marry The Night climbing steadily on itunes
Thanksgiving Special Dedicated to Gaga
Concert DVD comes out 11/27 (it's amazing)
Tour coming soon

Katy Perry:
new video for 'The One That Got Away' (actually pretty decent).
another number one single soon
looked stupid at the EMA's (won best live act over Gaga, Bey, and other artists... what a joke).

THERE YOU HAVE IT.