Once upon a Time

Once upon a time a prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"
the princess said "No"
and the prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and fucked with cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated woman half his age and drank beer, jack daniel's and captain morgan and drank the milk from the box
and never heard bitching
and went to rock concerts and kept his apartment and his favorite jeans and never got cheated on while working
and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell
and had tons of money & left the toilet seat up
the end

Very nice!!!
Wait till someone discovers this thread and produces it into a big hit!

Model for life

And sequels slowly get worse