Fuck you So much so hard so fast [Rant]

Dear Mr Trussington Howell-Foxforthy,
Thank you for returning my manuscript and your enclosed nasty niminy-piminy little note. I am afraid your letter is most unsuitable for me at the present time as I've just spent the entire weekend writing the novel that you have summarily rejected.

I can only assume that it is company policy to reject all manuscripts not submitted in 10-ft high Braille. And yes, I am aware, that it is traditionally bad form to respond to any kind of criticism or rejection. But in this, as with all else, I am an innovator. Therefore I may freely address you as pissmidget.

Still, there is time for you to change your views, and I think you will when we meet. And meet we most assuredly will, when I suck out your eyes and use them as stoppers for my ears to muffle the screams you'll make as I headbutt you into a fine paste.
I do hope you will not be disheartened by your sudden, violent death.

Yours Faithfully, Raivu

What is this?

May I ask the premise of the story? :O

A rant of mine put perfectly by Dylan Moran.
This very legit scenario just happened to me, and it reminded me of his stand up where he went through the same deal.
So he basically spoke my words for me.
Because I can't express them as well as he can.

I expected a song with that title!

I expected some Drama D;