Originally Posted by
Lady Gaga
1. Rihannold Mcdonald/Rihtard/Gorilla (aka Rihanna): She is the WORST. She releases an album every 5 minutes, releases a shitty single every 2 seconds and her pussy stank more than her vocals. She has never had a number one album in america for a reason.
2. Kunty Pussy (aka Katy Perry): Desperate for those number one singles, uses shady tactics such as lowering the price of her single to 69 cents. Can't sing for shit. The joke of the music industry
3. Pitbull: Do I even need to explain this one?
4. Nicki Minaj as a person: Biggest tryhard in the fucking universe. She claims to not copy anyone, but it's very obvious she's trying to market herself as the black lady gaga. Her music cis ok, but her verses are fucking ridiculous "Two years ago I renewed my license, anyways why'd I start my verse like that?" (literal verse)
5. Justin Bieber: He is hot as hell and I'd fuck him hard, but he needs to shut the fuck up. He knows his 15 minutes are creeping up behind him, that's why he keeps releasing bullshit albums. He released the same album 3 god damn times. A remix album, a collab album, the bullshit original. He has a christmas album coming out.... da fuq? ALSO, releasing a book and a fucking movie the same year? He's trying to get as much money as possible before he ends up like the jonas brothers. I'd still fuck him though