But not really.

Sup bitches? Thought i'd check on you guys. Update for me:
Saw the world's largest buffalo
Baked a roast beef like a boss
Made cupcakes
Had horribly awkward sex in an SUV (why can't i find your vaginaaaaa)
Discovered my girlfriend enjoys house music
Realized I never told Coffin to sell the boxes.


@Coffin: If you want, i can get you that two mill back tomorrow, but i'd prefer waiting til i get home on the fifth.