Legend of Zelda = Mario

Male Hero
Princess captured, chooses them instead of any number of more powerful people
Somehow never age, when the world constantly changes
Spinning attack is one of the most useful
Neither get any action for saving the princess

Well link does get older in the games but i agree. Most of the games back then were about saving a princess or something like that.

No action? You must be unaware of rule 34

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Originally Posted by Drakonid

No action? You must be unaware of rule 34

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No canonical action*

Mario has help from a green dog and his brother.

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Originally Posted by Ethan

Mario has help from a green dog and his brother.

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Link gets sheik. Kinda? lol

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Originally Posted by Ethan

Mario has help from a green dog and his brother.

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Link gets help from a fairy and a horse.

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Originally Posted by Taz

Link gets help from a fairy and a horse.

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Epona is just transportation.
Fairy is just a pain in the ass.

" HEY "
" LISTEN "


HEY BITCH SHUT UP AND LET ME FIGHT

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Originally Posted by Martin

Epona is just transportation.
Fairy is just a pain in the ass.

" HEY "
" LISTEN "


HEY BITCH SHUT UP AND LET ME FIGHT

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Yoshi = Transportation
Luigi = pointless and annoying as fuck.
EQUALITY

Link has a far superior advantage though, he has a ridiculous array of weapons/attacks at his disposal while mario......well...he has a few.

Link has Bow + arrow, sword and a crossbow thing. + Shield
Mario has fireballs, melee abilities and koopa shells. + if not boosted by regular mushroom, defenseless.

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Originally Posted by Ethan

Link has Bow + arrow, sword and a crossbow thing. + Shield
Mario has fireballs, melee abilities and koopa shells. + if not boosted by regular mushroom, defenseless.

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He can also fly, turn into a penguin and a raccoon, become invisible for short periods of time, become super tiny (which allows him to run on water) and can smash turtles by jumping on them, even while not boosted.

Link can lose his shield in some games, making HIM defenseless as well.

These are all the weapons Link has, what you say is BS.

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The Legend of Zelda
Blue Ring
Red Ring
Wooden Sword
White Sword
Magical Sword
Wooden Shield
Magical Shield
Boomerang
Magical Boomerang
Bomb
Book of Magic
Magical Rod
Arrow
Silver Arrow
Bow
Raft
Stepladder
Piece of Heart
Heart Container
Blue Candle
Red Candle
Magical Key
Bait
Blue Potion
Red Potion
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link Edit
Heart Container
Magic Container
1-up Doll
Candle
Hammer
Handy Glove
Raft
Boots
Whistle
Magical Key
Cross
Trophy
Water of Life
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Edit
Fighter's Sword
Master Sword
Tempered Sword
Golden Sword
Fighter's Shield
Improved Shield
Mirror Shield
Magic Hammer
Pendant of Courage
Pendant of Wisdom
Pendant of Power
Zora's Flippers
Bomb
Super Bomb
Bow
Bottle
Quake Medallion
Ether Medallion
Bombos Medallion
Bug-Catching Net
Piece of Heart
Cane of Somaria
Cane of Byrna
Power Glove
Titan's Mitt
Heart Container
Magic Cape
Boomerang
Magical Boomerang
Book of Mudora
Hookshot
Fire Rod
Ice Rod
Pegasus Boots
Magic Mirror
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Edit
Sword
Shield
Roc's Feather
Power Bracelet
Pegasus Boots
Hookshot
Power Bracelet L-2
Mirror Shield
Magic Powder
Fire Rod
Bow
Shovel
Boomerang
Flippers
Magic Potion
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Edit
Kokiri Sword
Master Sword
Giant's Knife
Biggoron's Sword
Deku Shield
Hylian Shield
Mirror Shield
Kokiri Tunic
Zora Tunic
Goron Tunic
Fairy Ocarina
Ocarina of Time
Silver Scale
Golden Scale
Deku Seed
Deku Seeds Bullet Bag
Fairy Slingshot
Fairy Bow
Quiver
Bomb
Bomb Bag
Goron's Bracelet
Silver Gauntlets
Golden Gauntlets
Din's Fire
Farore's Wind
Nayru's Love
Boomerang
Hookshot
Longshot
Megaton Hammer
Kokiri Boots
Iron Boots
Hover Boots
Heart Container
Piece of Heart
Gold Skulltula Tokens
Odd Mushroom
Odd Potion
Poacher's Saw
World's Finest Eye Drops
Eyeball Frog
Bottle
Red Potion
Green Potion
Blue Potion
Fairy
Keaton Mask
Goron Mask
Zora Mask
Gerudo Mask
Mask of Truth
Deku Nuts
Deku Sticks
Spiritual Stones
Fire Arrow
Ice Arrow
Light Arrow
Lens of Truth
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Edit
Kokiri Sword
Razor Sword
Gilded Sword
Great Fairy's Sword
Hero's Shield
Mirror Shield
Bombers' Notebook
Deku Nuts
Deku Sticks
Hookshot
Hero's Bow
Arrow
Fire Arrow
Ice Arrow
Light Arrow
Bomb
Bomb Bag
Postman's Hat
Keaton Mask
Blast Mask
Great Fairy's Mask
Giant's Mask
Romani's Mask
Bunny Hood
Bremen Mask
Garo's Mask
Gibdo Mask
Captain's Hat
Don Gero's Mask
Deku Mask
Goron Mask
Zora Mask
Fierce Deity's Mask
Kafei's Mask
Couple's Mask
All-Night Mask
Mask of Scents
Circus Leader's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages Edit
Wooden Sword
Noble Sword
Master Sword
Biggoron's Sword
Wooden Shield
Iron Shield
Mirror Shield
Gasha Seed
Seed Rings
Seed Satchel
Ember Seed
Scent Seed
Gale Seed
Pegasus Seed
Mystery Seed
Harp of Ages
Shovel
Bomb
Bombchu
Strange Flute
Ricky's Flute
Moosh's Flute
Dimitri's Flute
Power Bracelet
Roc's Feather
Zora's Flippers
Raft
Seed Shooter
Switch Hook
Cane of Somaria
Mermaid Suit
Boomerang
Long Hook
Power Glove
Magic Potion
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons Edit
Wooden Sword
Noble Sword
Master Sword
Biggoron's Sword
Wooden Shield
Iron Shield
Mirror Shield
Zora's Flippers
Gasha Seed
Strange Flute
Dimitri's Flute
Ricky's Flute
Moosh's Flute
Rod of Seasons
Seed Satchel
Ember Seed
Scent Seed
Gale Seed
Pegasus Seed
Mystery Seed
Seed Rings
Bombs
Bombchu
Boomerang
Shovel
Power Bracelet
Roc's Feather
Slingshot
Hyper Slingshot
Magnetic Gloves
Magical Boomerang
Roc's Cape
Magic Potion
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Edit
Four Sword
Bomb
Roc's Cape
Bow
Gnat Hat
Pegasus Boots
Boomerang
Shield
Bow-Wow

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Hero's Sword
Master Sword
Hero's Shield
Mirror Shield
Power Bracelets
Hero's Charm
Bombs
Boomerang
Hero's Bow
Deku Leaf
Hookshot
Skull Hammer
Bottles (x4)
Wind Waker
Sail
Telescope
Grappling Hook
Magic Armor
Tingle Tuner
Picto Box
Deluxe Picto Box
Iron Boots

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
Four Sword
Pegasus Boots
Roc's Feather
Bow and Arrows
Bombs
Boomerang
Fire Rod
Moon Pearl
Magic Hammer

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Smith's Sword
Picori Sword/White Sword/Four Sword
Small Shield
Mirror Shield
Bow
Light Arrows
Bombs
Remote Bombs
Boomerang
Magical Boomerang
Gust Jar
Cane of Pacci
Mole Mitts
Flame Lantern
Roc's Cape
Ocarina of Wind
Pegasus Boots
Bottles
Grip Ring
Power Bracelets
Flippers

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Wooden Sword
Ordon Sword
Master Sword
Ordon Shield
Wooden Shield
Hylian Shield
Hawkeye
Gale Boomerang
Hero's Bow
Clawshot
Double Clawshots
Spinner
Ball and Chain
Dominion Rod
Fishing Rod
Slingshot
Iron Boots
Bombs
Water Bombs
Bomblings
Bottle
Horse Call

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Oshus's Sword
Wooden Shield
Phantom Sword
Phantom Hourglass
Boomerang
Bomb
Bow and Arrow
Grappling Hook
Bombchu
Hammer
Shovel
Pure Metals
Aquanine
Crimsonine
Azurine
Fishing Rod

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Recruit's Sword
Lokomo Sword
Lokomo Song
Spirit Flute
Whirlwind
Boomerang
Whip
Bow
Quiver
Sand Wand
Bombs
Bomb Bag
Tears of Light
Bow of Light
Compass of Light
Stamp Book
Shield
Shield of Antiquity
Recruit Uniform
Engineer's Clothes
Engineer Certificate

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Originally Posted by Plobby

These are all the weapons Link has, what you say is BS.
long list

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Those are all the items of all the games; some of them aren't weapons, some of them don't even have any use, other than specific quests(Many masks, for example). There are also A LOT of items which are there multiple times...

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Originally Posted by Kain

Yoshi = Transportation
Luigi = pointless and annoying as fuck.
EQUALITY

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I always liked Luigi personally. I think it's because he had a green outfit. Lol

On a side note, that's what makes it fun.
I still love zelda games and all but mario is my favorite out of the two.