First person to make me laugh gets a free netflix account.

[Aleena]

auto renewing subscription as well.
So go on, Post something kickass right here right now.

[Omlett]

hi my name is jermal mckenzie mckwensiepen.
i like girls but somtimes guys are ok.
my favorite food is pre chewed gum
i enjoy studying the vast amount of homeless in my backyard.
i have 11 sisters, all are VERY attractive,so u better steal a tooth from the fairy before i do if you know what i mean.
my favorite food is pre chewed gum
i have a total of 37 friends on facebook all of which are from canada but i live in usa so i know they envie my wealthyness.
my parents are rich.
they make 9$ an hour working at our local KFC
btw im 37 and my best buddie slick rick has the best yogurt in town.
and all mine is free cause i eat it out of the dumpster in the back

and .

my name is julian and im 13
im a straight A student
i enjoy skydiving.
i can play the drums, guitar, bass, piano, and flute.
i spend most of my day studying plants and animals in my all access pass to sea world.
i have 7 brothers and 4 sisters i am the oldest
each one of my brothers and sisters have two pets, so we have 22 pets in all
7 dogs, 3 cats, 5 parrots, 2 parakeets, 2 lizards, and 3 hamsters.
i have had 11 girl friends but all cheated on me.
i have a total of 46 friends at my school but they all make fun of me but i know they're just joking.
i recently won a law suit against my neighborhood corner store for selling expired food, so i now have 36000 dollars in my college funds.

[Aleena]

and .

<< Those are more "What?.." than "ahahahahaa"

[Omlett]

<< Those are more "What?.." than "ahahahahaa"

The bottom one is from my friends gaia when we made fake identities a long time ago. The top ones mine, I got banned a while ago but for some reason, he never got banned.

[Kain]

[Aleena]

Broken link?...

Edit:
C`mon kain...you can do better than that, I need something thats drop your pants halerious

[Kain]

---------- Post added at 01:17 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:15 AM ----------

[Kain]

[Google]

I didn’t realize when I bought cereal last week that “Kashi” is Japanese for “loose stool.”
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
If life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

not a joke more like status

If you didnt like it, I was going to send you a "Butthurt" image but the page wont load.

[Kain]

[Aleena]

Kain wins.

[Omlett]

[Kain]

[Google]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I need that.

Kain bby, lets share
jk

[Taz]

Pudding. The problem is you guys are trying so hard.

[Omlett]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I need that.

Kain bby, lets share
jk

you can use a netflix account on like 5 different devices.

[Kain]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I need that.

Kain bby, lets share
jk

Hoe, you got tons of money.
Get your own.

[Aleena]

you can use a netflix account on like 5 different devices.

Its abit more than that.
On another one I cracked, I have myself and 3 friends using it, the original owner, and I sold access to it to another 6 people on various websites, Still not suspended and still working just fine.

though I dont know if it would work if say, all of us at once were using it, Though it does work with about 4 of us using it at the same time...So...Hm..Its debatable.

[Ethan]

I definitely need Netflix. D:

[Artificial]

I want a free Netflix account

[Ethan]

You are Artificial, you can just snap your fingers and somehow you will get one.

[Taz]

Inb4artigetsthefreenetflix
You guys are noobs just get a credit card and do the free month trail over and over again.

[Ethan]

Waaaaay too much work Taz.

[Kain]

Taz, lrn2read the thread.

I got the Netflix.