Since we've last spoken, (two days ago?), I've
  • Rebounded my relationship
  • Made out with my guy friends girlfriend
  • Got shit faced drunk too many times
  • Went through 4 packs of cigarettes
  • Threw up on a neighbors lawn
  • Got a sty in my eye
  • Hung out with all my friends I haven't seen in forever
  • Started Playing Mortal Kombat
  • Became anemic again
  • Have a billion giant bruises due to said anemia
  • Played beer pong for the first time

What's new with you guys? XD