Speak in Size 7 or GTFO. It makes you cool 'cause it's like you're shouting, but you're not. You're actually just speaking in larger text. I anticipate this topic will be really loooooong, and not in terms of pages, but in terms of post lengths, because larger font sizes equates to larger paragraph sizes equates to larger post sizes. That is all assuming that Torian sucks, and I'm just going to try and sneak that in there like that and hope that he doesn't read all of this mumbo-jumbo, even though he'll probably see it; but he can't ban me, 'cause it's not against the rules (yet). So, to reiterate, this is the Size 7 topic. Speak in Size 7 or GTFO. Any size below 7 unacceptable and bannable. But since that's not an official rule, you'll have to flame Cyanoxide as you post in a size below 7 (this includes 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1), 'cause that's, like, the only official rule and such. For some reason.
Also, post in bold.