I need shit to do

Because school ended yesterday, and I'm already bored.

I wanna write a tutorial, but I don't know shit I do that you guys can't.

Shit I'm good at:
Bloons Tower Defense 4
Building Eiffel Towers out of the bones of small children
Pirating, activating, and customizing Windows 7 (I have done this too many times)
Being an asshole to make friends
Optimizing space in web browsers that allow you to customize the UI
Raping Eiffel Tower made of the pelvic bones of small living children

And assorted other things.
Ask if you think I might be proficient in something I forgot to list.