So this homely woman came into my work and stood at my counter for a half hour talking about how Jesus saved her life and made her a better off person, then left. It was all very in"spirit"ational until the same woman came back an hour later and begged me for money of which I had none, then proceeded to ask customers for cigarettes til I ask she leave. I feel so enlightened.

Meow. 24h/r supermarkets rock, btw.