Master

[CL0V3R]

That was by far one of the strangest conversations ever.

Away posted cause master told me to

Master: Do you like them young??
Me: What? Lmao
Master: do you like little panthers?
Me: What? Lol I'm no cougar! Lmao
Me: I actually have a boyfriend anyways.
Me: He's like a few months older. =p
Master: I have a girlfriend too that ain't stopping me
Me: I feel sorry for your girlfriend if you're serious. D:
Master: cmon cutie leave him for me ? (;
Me: No.
Me: Lol
Me: Don't know if serious or trollin' but you best be trollin bro.
Me: Lol
Master: I'm not trollin babe cmon your cute (;
Master: i'll treat you like a queen
Me: Lol no.
Me: To be 100% honest a guy who'd consider cheating on his girlfriend isn't really what most people are looking for. Lol
Master: don't make me cry
Master: but i'd leave anyone for you <3
Me: ITC: Master needs to stop trying to be a ladies man.
Me: Lol sorry dude.
Me: I gots my manz.
Master: can i be your number 1 fan than?
Me: Sorry Jeff has that spot too. You'd also need to get in line with Raivu, Chad, and omlett. Also what's with the sudden interest in me? o_O;
Master: your personality makes me pop boners.
Me: Erm well that's lovely. Eh but I think your girlfriend wouldn't like this conversation. Also didn't you like buy her a promise ring or something?
Master: oh she's off at vegas
Master: and yeh
Me: So you'd jeopardize your whole relationship based on an internet crush over a girl you barely know?
Me: I think this is a good time to sit down with your girlfriend and discuss what ever is missing in your relationship. Lol
Master:
Me: I'm flatter bro, really am, but sorry no can do.
Master:
Master: ima go jack off in the shower now than
Master: bye
Me: Okay have fun with that.
Master: 8===D
Me: ( . Y . )
Me: Enjoy yer boobs
Master: ima fuck mah screen
Me: Dooo it.
Me: Also so tempted to post this chat on LG.
Me: For the Lulz
Master: im jk
Master: fuck im so bored
Me: I figured as much.
Master: DO IT
Master: your not down
Me: OKAY I WILL