I hate body builders. Watching them build.
The only thing they achieve is getting firmer and sweatier.

My ideal body, you know, would be just probably something like ahm.. One eye, you probably only need one. A kind of sucker thing instead of teeth, because they just give you grief in the end. And a long, long tube with my ass way over there so I don't have to deal with it.

That would be ideal.