So today is not my day

-My left earbud doesn't work.
-I slipped and fell on my ass at the train station.
-I didn't have my keys so i had to walk all the way to my moms job to get them.
-Now she says there is a sandwich on the table for me and its half eaten because i think my faggit brother eat it but now hes sleeping.
-My ass hurts. inb4don'ttakeitupthebutt.

Lets see what happens now.