New things we say that are different than old things.
let me elaborate.

"Look at that church, it's so Random!"
Meanwhile I'm looking back at it, looking retarded.
"What, is it moving or something? why is it random?"

Then I get annoyed.
"Shut up and eat your chips."
"Chips! Awesooooooome!!!!"

...No! They are not awesome! When I open them and beams of light and explosions come out of them, then they're awesome.
Mountains, and Rivers, and the fact that I'm still breathing are "Awesome."

Chips are not awesome.
Pull your pants up.
Get a job.
Live your useless drug addict life.
Gardening gardening gardening.
Death.