Pickles

I follow these rules in life, that if a pickle falls on the floor it automatically becomes a hairy pickle, no questions asked.

The origins of this came from a long internet forum conversation about if it was ok or not to punch a pickle...one thing led to another and the hairy pickle was born.

Drink pickle juice. Helps pass the drug test.

Supra wrote:

Drink pickle juice. Helps pass the drug test.

use pickle juice instead, same PH quality as piss.

its not a color of piss?

Supra wrote:

its not a color of piss?

The color of piss depends on how hydrated you are.

Clear = Hydrated.
The darker the yellow the more dehydrated you are.

Same thing goes with my penis.

Taz wrote:

Same thing goes with my penis.

so If you were hydrated with skittles, it would be rainbow colored?

Trikaflo wrote:

so If you were hydrated with skittles, it would be rainbow colored?

That was quite possibly one of the dumbest things ever uttered. Anywhere. Ever.

Souleater wrote:

That was quite possibly one of the dumbest things ever uttered. Anywhere. Ever.

lol this is why i didn't reply.

Taz wrote:

lol this is why i didn't reply.

It is true not everything needs a reply, but when something is so stupid it makes you literally facepalm yourself, you need to let them know just how stupid what they said was.

Souleater wrote:

It is true not everything needs a reply, but when something is so stupid it makes you literally facepalm yourself, you need to let them know just how stupid what they said was.

Not to mention the " " was an attempt to seem cute, and not stupid.

Martin wrote:

Not to mention the " " was an attempt to seem cute, and not stupid.

And it failed.