Putting in job applications

[Kain]

Can't work at pet stores when I'm 16

Sadface.

Put in one at BestBuy, currently looking for other places I'd be interested in.

There's a carwash down the road that splits tips that's always an option.

[CL0V3R]

Most places at the mall will hire at 16ish.

[C0FFINCASE]

Got a lawn mower?

[Supra]

Try to get into telemarketing. Or drug selling.

[Kain]

Got a lawn mower?

Physically can't mow lawns. Launches my asthma into a giant hissy fit.

[C0FFINCASE]

Physically can't mow lawns. Launches my asthma into a giant hissy fit.

You could do guitar lessons. They pay fairly well. Try applying at music stores.

[Google]

Don't try Guitar Center.. You need to be either 18 or 21 to apply.. i forgot which one..

[Kain]

No music stores in the area hiring.

[Martin]

McDonalds hiring over 20,000 people.

[Kain]

Fuck McDonalds.

[Martin]

Fuck McDonalds.

Be jobless then.