First lap dance from a stripper.

Feels good man

18th birthday i presume?

I've gotten a lap dance too. You for Russian clubs.

No prob, dood. Flick me a text when you need it again, aryte?

We got the clap
You got the clap
We kick the rocks
You took the smack
Oh yeah

We got the clap
You got the clap
We took the yellow ones
You took the black
Ohho

We got the itch
You got the scratch
Burns burns burns like the head of a match
You took the front
I'll take the back
Oh Yeah

We got the clap
We got it

We got the clap
You got the clap
Wipe my face
On the welcome mat
Ohho

We got the junk
You got the junk
Shake shake shake
Taste the spunk
Ohho, I said the spunk

We got the clap
can't be beat
Got it off the back of a toilet seat
Shake your hips
Mind your feet
Oh yeah

We got the clap
We got the clap
We got it

[Instrumental]

We got the itch
You got the scratch
Burns burns burns like the head of a match
You took the front
We took the back
Oh yeah

Catch my drift
Catch and shoot
Caught it off a buck-tooth prostitute
You took the front
I took the back

We got the clap
(we got the clap, can't be beat)
I got the clap
(got it off the back of a toilet seat
You got the clap
(shake your hips, mind your feet)
Oh yeah

We got the clap
You got the clap
We got the clap!

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Originally Posted by Supra

Feels good man

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You never said if it's a male stripper or female...

My girlfriend gives better than a lap dance, if you get what I"m saying.

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Originally Posted by BooBearSH

You never said if it's a male stripper or female...

My girlfriend gives better than a lap dance, if you get what I"m saying.

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It was a female. And that was one of the best I've had. And no I didn't get any extra benefits. So yea, I get what you're saying.

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Originally Posted by Supra

It was a female. And that was one of the best I've had. And no I didn't get any extra benefits. So yea, I get what you're saying.

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Hes saying she goes WAY past a lap dance.
PS: ITS A FUCKING BLOWJOB

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Originally Posted by Christian

Hes saying she goes WAY past a lap dance.
PS: ITS A FUCKING BLOWJOB

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I was aware of what he was saying? Hence "extra benefits".

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Originally Posted by Christian

Hes saying she goes WAY past a lap dance.
PS: ITS A FUCKING BLOWJOB

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Thank you, Captain Dumbass.

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Originally Posted by Christian

Hes saying she goes WAY past a lap dance.
PS: ITS A FUCKING BLOWJOB

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Like a cartwheel?

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Originally Posted by stapled

Like a cartwheel?

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Read white text sir

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Originally Posted by stapled

Like a cartwheel?

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Like a dirty Sanchez?

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Originally Posted by Christian

Read white text sir

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But it's white.