Im in a pickle, advice nao

>Girl I like knows i right songs and poetry
>Wants to read them.
>The ones in my possession are about her
>Now am in pickle.
>Wants a pickle no homo
>Dunno what do

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WHAT DO?

Oh shit, that is maaad. Did you put her name in the Poetry and/or songs?

Make new poetry and give them to her?
I doubt your really in a pickle.

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Originally Posted by Drakonid

Listen well kid, and follow these steps:
-Don't call
-Tomorrow, wait for her to leave her house(hide in the bushes)
-K.O. her with a chloroform soaked cloth
-Take to hideout
-Rape
-Kill
-Rape
-Burn
-Rape
-Throw the body to the river
-Burn any other remaining evidence

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My guide to treating with women

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Originally Posted by Drakonid

My guide to treating with women

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psycho .

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Originally Posted by Drakonid

My guide to treating with women

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This will be my plan A

Plan B: Man up.

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Originally Posted by Kain

Plan B: Man up.

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sounds alot better than drakonids plan. :P

No it doesn't.
If it did, it would be plan A.

You could just take her name out and add in "woman" or "girl" or "my love" or something. Its not that hard. and it will save time.

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Originally Posted by Drakonid

No it doesn't.
If it did, it would be plan A.

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I couldn't live with myself if I did your plan...