that is so very mean.
I feel if his balls were to make cheese, they would first have a bit of milk.
And if Eric excrete some milk it would have to simmer in that crevasse between his nuts and his thigh.
Then it would rot
THen it would be cheese
And I'm sure if Eric had a choice of food color, he would choose blue.
So fuck, I am the blue cheese between Eric's balls. I don't know if I'm okay with that.