Shane on my swagg

Can I tell about my life now so that this ass won't say shit about me having no life? Please? Fuck I'll still do it.
I'm 16

I'm in 11th grade with a 4.0 GPA.

I go to an inner city school in Los Angeles.

I'm afraid to go out in fear of being shot at, as it happens to me (anybody really) on a monthly basis
I have a girlfriend, but never go to her house because she lives in an even worse area than me, so I bring her over sometimes.

I don't have a job, because Mexican kids can't get jobs around here


I'm poor, because I only live with my mom, and only she makes the money. She has to commute 6 hours a day to get back and from work.

That's cool that you have a job at a cafe making only 4k. My neighbor friend makes that much in a week and a half selling drugs.

Skipped a grade in middle school. Who the fuck cares about middle school.

Yes I sound like a bitch for not going out as much, but it's called being smart about my situation.

I don't hang out at home as much, I usually ho kick it with the where the white people be at yo.

I doubt you'll make much when you are older? 2 A's and 2B's really? That is horrible. As for me I can go to any school in the University of California system, so fuck you herpderp.

inb4 coolstorybro

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Originally Posted by Shine

Can I tell about my life now so that this ass won't say shit about me having no life? Please? Fuck I'll still do it.
I'm 16

I'm in 11th grade with a 4.0 GPA.

I go to an inner city school in Los Angeles.

I'm afraid to go out in fear of being shot at, as it happens to me (anybody really) on a monthly basis
I have a girlfriend, but never go to her house because she lives in an even worse area than me, so I bring her over sometimes.

I don't have a job, because Mexican kids can't get jobs around here


I'm poor, because I only live with my mom, and only she makes the money. She has to commute 6 hours a day to get back and from work.

That's cool that you have a job at a cafe making only 4k. My neighbor friend makes that much in a week and a half selling drugs.

Skipped a grade in middle school. Who the fuck cares about middle school.

Yes I sound like a bitch for not going out as much, but it's called being smart about my situation.

I don't hang out at home as much, I usually ho kick it with the where the white people be at yo.

I doubt you'll make much when you are older? 2 A's and 2B's really? That is horrible. As for me I can go to any school in the University of California system, so fuck you herpderp.

inb4 coolstorybro

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I'm glad I'm white and live in a nice neighborhood

wow shine you really are cool.......your friends are doing something illegal worse than we do....wow ya and ima laugh when u smoke weed and u get caught and go to prison like miley cyrus for that bong vid. :)

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Originally Posted by Lady Gaga

4,000 dollars?! Dude, you're set for life with that amount.

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my mom is a nurse and my step dad is a funeral director wattaya gonna do :l

[QUOTE=Shane on my swagg;253833]wow shine you really are cool.......your friends are doing something illegal worse than we do....wow ya and ima laugh when u smoke weed and u get caught and go to prison like miley cyrus for that bong vid. :)[COLOR="Silver"]

He wont get to jail for smoking weed. He's like 16 dude.

Shane on my fagg. whoops spelled your name wrong, anyways...
whats so wrong with having a mom in her 40's? at least shes not 13 like one of your many theories (yes there is proper way to spell that word).
oh and you said you were 15 before. Now your saying your 14? Dude im 14 too, W3 Shuld B3 Fr13ndz (not really, i dont like you)
thats also pretty cool you have a girlfriend. -insteryourgirlfriendweighs300poundsjokehere-
and you have a job?

Dud3 I tota1y 3nvy ur 1if3 styl3

inb4morefailtrolling.