My carol was deemed as innapropriate

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20 Dec. 2010, 04:18am
Defy

My carol was deemed as innapropriate

You're a mean one, Mr. Hardkore
You really are a pig,
You're as cuddly as a Jehovah witness
You're as charming as a sack of shit, Mr.Hardkore
You're as intelligent as a goldfish, Mr. Hardkore
I wouldn’t touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole you racial slur for middle easterns

Watch Netro binge shots and hit on Avith.
I'll fucking beat off to the MapleStory VIP because pixels are what get me off ‘’Oh yeah use that Kami’’. Shove a hamster up your asshole and watch it scwarm to death. Have Internet suck me off for a nice twist before my son comes in to finish me off with a happy ending. I’m not getting shit for Christmas I seen Santa’s Reindeer and fucked Rudolph till his nose shined bright red. Hear that jingle that fat fucker climbing down my chimney; cuff him and cut him into little pieces; put him into the Guacamole serve it to you know who you don’t need a clue. ‘’Olay’’

You're a mean one, Mr. Hardkore
You really are a pig
You're as cuddly as a Jehovah witness
You're as charming as a sack of shit, Mr.Hardkore
You're as intelligent as a goldfish, Mr. Hardkore
I wouldn’t touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole you racial slur for middle easterns

Santa isn’t bringing anything for you, you've have been a naughty boy. I'll tumble you down and cover you in feices before I pull your pants down and rape you. Vacate the pregnant women’s clit, shove an iron hanger in her and twist it a bit. Tie the bitch down rip out her eyes; stick my dick in her socket and watch her cry. This is all you you will be getting for Christmas ******; God hates queers and so does Santa’s little helpers.
20 Dec. 2010, 04:19am
Drakonid

tl;dr, please.
20 Dec. 2010, 04:21am
Defy

It's only 300 words.
20 Dec. 2010, 04:23am
Omlett

make a video.
20 Dec. 2010, 04:23am
Martin

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Originally Posted by Defy

It's only 300 words.

That's why i couldn't make a rap.
I was making a true free style, while you're talking about licking clits and eatin shit. Lol
20 Dec. 2010, 04:27am
Drakonid

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Originally Posted by Defy

It's only 300 words.

That's 250 more than I'm interested in reading.
20 Dec. 2010, 04:28am
Defy

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Originally Posted by Drakonid

That's 250 more than I'm interested in reading.

I'm going to write a 300 word paragraph on how amazing you are.
20 Dec. 2010, 04:30am
Martin

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Originally Posted by Defy

I'm going to write a 300 word paragraph on how amazing you are.

You are very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very
interesting.
20 Dec. 2010, 04:31am
Drakonid

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Originally Posted by Defy

I'm going to write a 300 word paragraph on how amazing you are.

Go ahead.
20 Dec. 2010, 04:51am
Hellsome

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Originally Posted by Defy

... You're as charming as a sack of shit, Mr.Hardkore...

I think that explains why it was deemed as inappropriate.
20 Dec. 2010, 04:53am
CallMeContrary

"You're as cuddly as a Jehovah witness " that's funny. i find your creative powers amusing.