Giveaway :D

I have better giveaways then BoobCock and Master :P

So i have this account with 330 gaia accounts its a Makesurvey.net account and i don't want it because i have a better one with 6508 gaia accounts that im to lazy to check :)

Im going to make this giveaway different since im pretty bored.

This one you have to say some good stuff about me and if yours is the most believable then you get the url.

Non-Believable :

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Boobearsh : Taz your so sexy and you're the coolest on LG :)

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Believable :

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Gangsta Omlett : Taz your the coolest and you have a better life then me!

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Well make something like that entertain me. :)
No this isn't to make me feel good its just for fun!

WARNING not all the accounts work.

Taz- Even Though i barely know from what i have heard, i think your pretty Awesome

What the fuck?

Three people(including me) have this list...

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Originally Posted by BooBearSH

What the fuck?

Three people(including me) have this list...

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Pm me the link lol.
And which one the 6000 accounts or 300?

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Originally Posted by Taz

Pm me the link lol.
And which one the 6000 accounts or 300?

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The 6k... dah..

Did i win? :D

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Originally Posted by Flare

Did i win? :D

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Hold up Gangsta Omlett told me his still writing.
Hes writing me a essay can you do better?

Taz

I want to tell you a story about this man

.... Warning Most of the stuff in here is totally true but some stuff is fake for the sake of having fun.. enjoy


Along time ago in a far away land. New York to be precise.
There was an evil twin to a nice king.
The evil twin died and the Nice twin totally pissed on his evil twins grave.
But the Nice twin got lonely and decided to find a wife.
He searched all over the land but no lady wanted him cause he was all gross and stuff.
After days of searching he came across a cat.
And what was this cats name?
(*checks collar*)
Taz
The king brought Taz back to his house and made him a nice bed out of bones and feces.
Taz did not like this bed so he went over to the kings bed and took a nap.
The king was not pleased by his actions, so he summoned the "punisher".
And what was the punishers name? "Defy"
Defy was 220 pounds and had the upper body strength of 6 horses.
Defy Barged in the kings room pants down to were Taz was sleeping.
Defy grabbed Taz as the king watched in laughter.
Taz woke up frightened and was unsure of what was happening.
But just then, Taz remembered what his great granpappy Omlett said.
"Remember Taz, If it feels wrong and your unsure of whats happening, its 'Cat Rape'" Taz was freaked out of his mind and did the secret technique all cats were trained apon being born.
The 5 claw death fist of algorath. He quickly did this move while sweat metal was playing *DANANANANANANAHHH DANANANANANAHH DNANANANANANAHH DNANANANAHHHHHHHH, WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY DININININERERERRLELERERLERLLLWWWAWAWAWAAWAWAAHHHHH HHH*
There was blood everywhere.
Defy's body fell to the ground in shame.
The king fled,

And at that moment Taz knew his next victim.... The King

Fine i will Do a Story to :3

btw, im gonna end up drawing a sweet cartoon for that story.
eventually

Your vagina is much larger than mine. It has a rich pink color which shows that it is healthy and moist. The pubic hairs above your lips create a feeling of spontaneity with a tame overtone lingering about. Your anus speaks to me like an aviator with a glass of lemonade. It presents to me the scars of the hardships it has encountered which are dark red to show the frequency of your troubles, but pink in areas to show the tenderness of your approach.

Taz r pretty kewl gai, he kill aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

Tazzie

Along time ago At New York to be at New York to Be Exact.
There Was to brothers A Nice one(Taz), then there was the evil one(GangsterOmlett).
The Ganster Omlett suffered because of uhh something and Taz Gave flowers in his Grave but then he threw a match On the flowers so it would burn in hell, so the flowers would get to him.
But Taz got lonely and decided to find a Mate.
He searched all over the NewYork but no Gal wanted him cause he was all Disgusted and stuff.
After Months of searching he came across a cat.
And what was this cats name?
-throws cat collar-
"Im going to name you Flare"
The king brought Flare back to his house and made him a nice bed out of Feathers.
Flare did like this bed so he went over to the kings bed and took a nap.
The king was not pleased by his actions, so he summoned the "Monkey".
And what was the punishers name? "Boobearsh"
Boobearsh was 324 pounds and had the upper body strength of 31 horses.
Boobearsh Knocks on the kigs door -walks in- Win the kings room pants down to were flare was sleeping.
Boobearsh grabbed Flare as the king watched in Disappointment.(because they Sept with each other)
Flare woke up With a Disturbed face and was unsure of what was happening.
But just then, Flare remembered what his great granpappy said.
"Remember Flare, If it feels wrong and your unsure of whats happening, its 'Cat Rape'" Flare was freaked out of his mind and did the secret technique all cats were trained apon being born.
The 5 claw death fist of algorath. He quickly did this move while sweat metal was playing *DANANANANANANAHHH DANANANANANAHH DNANANANANANAHH DNANANANAHHHHHHHH, FIGGILLY FIGGILLY FIGGILLY FIGGILLY DININININERERERRLELERERLERLLLWWWAWAWAWAAWAWAAHHHHH HHH*
There was Pillow feathers everywhere.
Boobearsh's eyes widened
The King ran to McDonalds

And That Moment Flare Knew what to do next!


NOTE****
This is not a rip off of Omletts ;3 its just put into better form ;D

You fuck xD
mine was perfect to begin with
originality broskie

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you even copied my WIDDLY's word for word : (

o; i will Change it

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Originally Posted by Flare

o; i will Change it

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Son, i am disapoint

Changeddd .

Your mom loves you.

Pretty sure no one has the desire to post now.

Tazz, you have a bigger penis than me.

Stop Postig guys you already knoow i won ;D

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Originally Posted by Flare

Stop Postig guys you already knoow i won ;D

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Wanna get stabbed?

o: Well I can make a throwing knife( already have), Also 3 Katanas upstiars in my room

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Originally Posted by Flare

o: Well I can make a throwing knife( already have), Also 3 Katanas upstiars in my room

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yeah, well i have a gun.
wheres your god now

Taz, you the sky and you're the earth. LOL

Taz, your Taz and by being taz you are better then any story these people make up about you and better then any vagina anyone might have. Your just Taz and that makes you Taz.

HAHAHA i have a pellet Gun Dx and then i know where my Dads Pistol is :P xD I dont know why i=he has one but it has a full ROund and its Dusty xD its In his Safe Box i know theCode

Well the winner is Gangsta Omlett because he made up a story first :)
Get on msn and you will get it.

Fuck Dx but you didnt say make a story Just like aComments and shit Dx you make me sad Tazzie,Didnt you likke mine too Dx

he didnt say make a story, but i did
Trump card

....<.< Thats why i dint make a story if he said "Make a Story i would of and i would of made my Own

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Originally Posted by Flare

....<.< Thats why i dint make a story if he said "Make a Story i would of and i would of made my Own

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You have to think outside the box.

Yeeah but im not That Smart of a Child Dx