I hate dogs.

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23 Nov. 2010, 06:20pm
La Vie Cruelle

I hate dogs.

So my dad's little pregnant mutt decides to watch me sweep and mop the living room.
I had the front door open the whole time because it is nice and cool outside.
She sits in her bed about 4 feet from the door and watches.
I finish and sit down, then get up to get a drink.

Come back and there is a puddle of dog piss in the middle of the freshly cleaned floor and a preggo dog with the, "please don't kick me, master" look on her face.

I hate fucking animals.
23 Nov. 2010, 06:23pm
Sam

Lmao good doggy ;o
23 Nov. 2010, 06:26pm
Chad

I hate that word. Master. It pisses me off.
23 Nov. 2010, 06:34pm
La Vie Cruelle

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Originally Posted by Xoom

Lmao good doggy ;o

Fuck that little bitch. She is out once she hands over the little money bags. AKC registered chihuahua, meet your fucking maker.
23 Nov. 2010, 06:36pm
Hater

Owned By A Dog. :)
23 Nov. 2010, 06:41pm
Sam

Quote:

Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle

Fuck that little bitch. She is out once she hands over the little money bags. AKC registered chihuahua, meet your fucking maker.

well your dog needs training obviously
23 Nov. 2010, 06:50pm
Chad

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Originally Posted by Xoom

well your dog needs training obviously

No. It's the other way around. LVC needs to learn self control.
23 Nov. 2010, 06:51pm
Sam

with a little guidance yeh
23 Nov. 2010, 06:52pm
Drakonid

That's old news Chad.
23 Nov. 2010, 10:01pm
La Vie Cruelle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xoom

well your dog needs training obviously

Not my dog, I hate all animals. I have no patients for animals.

@Chad - Self control? What is this? BLASPHEMY! I do not have such things hold me back.
23 Nov. 2010, 10:02pm
Defy

How's your bird? Or was it a squirrel.
23 Nov. 2010, 10:04pm
La Vie Cruelle

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Originally Posted by Defy

How's your bird?

What bird? That squirrel? I gave him away. Bastard annoyed me to death. I hate when my family drops unwanted pets on me because they can't take care of them.
23 Nov. 2010, 10:06pm
Taz

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Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle

What bird? That squirrel? I gave him away. Bastard annoyed me to death. I hate when my family drops unwanted pets on me because they can't take care of them.

I never knew squirrels were pets o.o
23 Nov. 2010, 10:08pm
La Vie Cruelle

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Originally Posted by Taz

I never knew squirrels were pets o.o

It was one of those nocturnal flying squirrels. My sister bought him and then dumped him on me because she couldn't take care of it anymore. Kept me up every night. They are illegal in most of Louisiana so it was almost impossible to get rid of him. -.-
23 Nov. 2010, 10:43pm
Google

I love dogs cept your kinds.
Hate those annoying rats.
23 Nov. 2010, 10:46pm
Omlett

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Originally Posted by Google

I love dogs cept your kinds.
Hate those annoying rats.

i have a French Britney
awesome dog^^^^^^
23 Nov. 2010, 11:47pm
La Vie Cruelle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Google

I love dogs cept your kinds.
Hate those annoying rats.

They are useless little wimps indeed.
23 Nov. 2010, 11:52pm
mustafa716

dude your lucky you didnt have a cat. I hate cats. they cough furry balls all over the places it freaking nasty
24 Nov. 2010, 12:40am
Chad

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Originally Posted by mustafa716

dude your lucky you didnt have a cat. I hate cats. they cough furry balls all over the places it freaking nasty

That's because you don't take care of it correctly.
24 Nov. 2010, 01:03am
La Vie Cruelle

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Originally Posted by mustafa716

dude your lucky you didnt have a cat. I hate cats. they cough furry balls all over the places it freaking nasty

I have 2 cats. I like cats. Mine pretty much take care of themselves, and live outside. Probably why I love them so much... All I have to do is occasionally give them a bowl a food that they refuse to eat because they caught a rat/squirrel/fish out the pond... >_>;
24 Nov. 2010, 01:03am
CL0V3R

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Originally Posted by mustafa716

dude your lucky you didnt have a cat. I hate cats. they cough furry balls all over the places it freaking nasty

I've never had that problem with my cat, suggestion, don't get a long haired cat.
Also I think cats are less annoying than dogs if you get a very mild temper cat.
I can't handle animals that need my attention 24/7 then will eat my computer cord, laptop charger, chew up all my stuff animals, then piss on the floor if they don't get it. D<
24 Nov. 2010, 01:10am
La Vie Cruelle

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Originally Posted by CL0V3R

I've never had that problem with my cat, suggestion, don't get a long haired cat.
Also I think cats are less annoying than dogs if you get a very mild temper cat.
I can't handle animals that need my attention 24/7 then will eat my computer cord, laptop charger, chew up all my stuff animals, then piss on the floor if they don't get it. D<

YES! EXACTLY!

I hate needy animals. I can't always be there for them.
24 Nov. 2010, 01:26am
CL0V3R

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Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle

YES! EXACTLY!

I hate needy animals. I can't always be there for them.

Same, I'm just like fuuuuuck I wanna do my own thing, leave me alone.
I'm not an animal or child person, or anything that takes up copious amounts of time that I don't enjoy.