Your a cat ?
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Your a cat ?
Yes. Yes I am.
I go, MEEEEOOOWW MOTHA FUCKA, MEEEOOOW.
Then run under people's feet in order to trip them because I think that means I will some how get my food faster.
Well this is real cute. :)
there so cute and soft... and sometimes fluffeh
That's why I have one BADDASS DOG. It's not only 10x bigger then a cat, your children can ride it! It's the SHIT. It will bite your ass if you get near it's steak mo'fucka. He will fuck your shit up. Life is so much better with a fucking DOG. I MEAN, COME ON. HE'S GOT A FUCKING COOL ASS EAR THING.
~Fluxo
Fo' real.
And it can fetch shit. Not just balls, anything you throw!
Sticks?
NO PROBLEM!
Frisbee?
NO PROBLEM!
Human Arms?
NO PROBLEM!
Laptop?
NO PROBLEM!
Christmas Tree?
NO PROBLEM!
Plus it'll eat anything! I just gave my dog a fucking peanut butter and brocolli muffin. What did it do? EAT THAT SHIT.
~Fluxo
This is often why I starve my cats. It teaches them discipline and self control.