This is an apology.
At some point I must've done something that let him get my e-mails password, which he used to get into the paypal linked to said email.
The paypal has been blocked (Read: has been covered with security measure that ask for bank info even I have no way to find), so hopefully the disputes will fall through in your favor.
Again, sorry for any trouble this may have caused.
I am an idiot.
(and out 27$. Fk.)