Post your chats.

Code:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: Well
You: it depends.
You: I can be both.
Stranger: ?
You: Well you see.
You: This is the internet.
You: I can be anything any where any how.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


---------- Post added at 03:14 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:11 AM ----------

Stranger: i am predator
You: And you are?
Stranger: *shoots shoulder cannon at you*
Stranger: *roars*
You: -uses /b/ to block-
You: nothing can defeat or harm /b/.
You: So gtfo my internet.
Stranger: O RLY ?
You: YA RLY.
Stranger: not if i got OVER 9000 people with me !!!
You: Try it then.
Stranger: alright...
Stranger: *sends OVER 9000 people to defeat you*
You: /b/ is everywhere and everything and everyone.
You: So your shit out of luck.
You: Please insert coin to try again.
Stranger: (ninja pulls your pants down and disappears)

---------- Post added at 03:16 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:14 AM ----------

You: So like
You: this one time I was like
You: omg and like my friend was like
You: omg so we all went omg like thats so cool like
You: we wanted to do that like
You: we wanted to.
You: so like
You: we did.