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19 Oct. 2010, 03:15pm
Chris

Quick Question.

Ok well I just finished having sex with myself...and I'm finding it really awkward to talk to myself. How should I handle the conversation?
19 Oct. 2010, 03:20pm
Martin

"That was great wasn't it? "
"Not really"
" Wanna try again then? "
"YEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEYAEYAYEAYEA!"
19 Oct. 2010, 03:24pm
Chris

Quote:

Originally Posted by MartinIMVU

"That was great wasn't it? "
"Not really"
" Wanna try again then? "
"YEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEYAEYAYEAYEA!"

Haha, but my balls are sore T-T
19 Oct. 2010, 03:25pm
Martin

Quote:

Originally Posted by chris

haha, but my balls are sore t-t

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19 Oct. 2010, 03:29pm
Chris

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Originally Posted by MartinIMVU

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I find it weird, I've been having sex with my girlfriend daily. But it seems the more sex I have the more of an urge I have to have more sex...isn't that a fucking trip? It's to the point she almost limps wherever she goes, but she says the same thing. I mean seriously I came like 4 times today she came 9 and she still texted me like 30 minutes ago asking if she could come "over".
19 Oct. 2010, 03:33pm
Martin

Learn2do anal
19 Oct. 2010, 03:35pm
Chris

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Originally Posted by MartinIMVU

Learn2do anal

She doesn't like anal, she says my girth is to much for her.
19 Oct. 2010, 03:36pm
Martin

Chodes ftl
19 Oct. 2010, 03:39pm
Chris

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Originally Posted by MartinIMVU

Chodes ftl

I'm 7 1/2" with 3" girth, it's not a chode.
19 Oct. 2010, 03:40pm
Martin

What're you, 8'' around?
19 Oct. 2010, 03:40pm
Chris

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Originally Posted by MartinIMVU

What're you, 8'' around?

I just answered that, 7 1/2"
19 Oct. 2010, 03:42pm
Martin

Not length, around. AROUND. LYK A CURCAL
19 Oct. 2010, 03:46pm
Chris

Quote:

Originally Posted by MartinIMVU

Not length, around. AROUND. LYK A CURCAL

I said that to, I have a 3" girth (circumference of my penis is 3").
19 Oct. 2010, 03:47pm
Martin

So if you took measuring tape.
And measure all the way around it, it'll only be 3''? >_>
19 Oct. 2010, 03:50pm
Chris

Quote:

Originally Posted by MartinIMVU

So if you took measuring tape.
And measure all the way around it, it'll only be 3''? >_>

That's as thick as 3 fingers O.o you also have to take into account the fact it is not a perfect circle :] it is more like a horizontal oval.
19 Oct. 2010, 03:53pm
Martin

Horizontal ovals are ftw
19 Oct. 2010, 03:54pm
Chris

Quote:

Originally Posted by MartinIMVU

Horizontal ovals are ftw

O.o yeah...it's the average girth index of the male anatomy. Only 2 races are more inclined to different shapes (More Circular than Oval,) Asian and Persian.
19 Oct. 2010, 03:55pm
Martin

That's cause they're smaller :X
19 Oct. 2010, 03:56pm
Chris

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Originally Posted by MartinIMVU

That's cause they're smaller :X

No, genetically they are more towards a perfect circle in girth than any other race.
19 Oct. 2010, 03:58pm
Martin

I see how it is