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Law & Order: LG
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(21:50:19) Luke: I JUST HAD TO SIT THROUGH THREE HOURS OF PEOPLE TELLING ME I AM GOING TO HURT ETERNALLY IN HELL.
(21:50:23) Luke: ARGH.
(21:50:28) Kain: lolwut
(21:50:38) Luke: Judgement House
(21:50:42) Luke: I got sent to hell.
(21:51:01) Kain: I'm confused.
(21:51:50) Luke: Church event. You got seperated into Sinners or Saved.
(21:51:54) Luke: I got sinner.
(21:52:21) Kain: What've you been doing to that goat, boy?
(21:52:34) Luke: It hit on me first.
(21:52:46) Kain: Don't lie to god.
(21:53:07) Luke: Okay okay, she was a little tipsy.
(21:53:09) Luke: But that's it.
(21:53:12) Luke: I swear.
(21:53:24) Kain: What if we told you,
(21:53:29) Kain: That we found her dead this morning.
(21:53:38) Luke: WHAT?!
(21:53:42) Luke: I loved her!
(21:53:47) Luke: It wasn't me.
(21:53:51) Luke: I have an alibi.
(21:54:02) Luke: I was alone, in my house, watching T.V!
(21:54:05) Luke: I swear!
(21:54:11) Kain: We have a witness, sir.
(21:54:18) Luke: Who?
(21:54:25) Luke: WHAT BITCH IS LYING?
(21:54:28) Kain: Scott. The squirrel.
(21:54:37) Luke: Scott?
(21:54:43) Luke: THAT MOTHERFUCKER
(21:54:47) Luke: ILL KILL HIM
(21:54:52) Luke: TILL HES DEAD.
(21:54:56) Kain: Like you killed the goat?
(21:55:03) Luke: YEAH
(21:55:04) Kain: You'll take him out back,
(21:55:06) Luke: WAIT,
(21:55:08) Kain: And rape him.
(21:55:09) Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(21:55:18) Kain: And then bash his head in with your dick?
(21:55:23) Kain: It's over Luke.
(21:55:27) Kain: We know everything.
(21:55:35) Luke: DEAR GOD.
(21:55:38) Kain: Put your hands behind your back, you're under arrest.
(21:55:39) Luke: HOW?
(21:55:49) Luke: I WANT MY LAWYER.
(21:55:56) Kain: Scott had tapes.
(21:56:02) Kain: And, your lawyer is on his way.
(21:56:07) Kain: But, honestly Luke.
(21:56:09) Kain: you're screwed.
(21:56:27) Luke: No, my lawyer is one who can not be defeated.
(21:56:30) Luke: The one with the power.
(21:56:35) Luke: CHUCK. NORRIS.
(21:56:44) Kain: OH GOD
(21:56:47) Kain: /scene
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