Love my baby mike :D
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Love my baby mike :D
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So what you're saying is, you have to love you're baby named Mike?
When I was about twelve, I read that time slows down when approaching the speed of light so I constructed a time machine by securing my father's portable generator to the back of my mini-bike with rope and attaching the drive belt to the back wheel. Unfortunately, instead of traveling through time and finding myself in the future, I traveled about fifty metres along the footpath at 200mph before finding myself in a bush. When asked by the nurse filling out the hospital accident report "Cause of accident?" I stated 'time travel attempt' but she wrote down 'stupidity'.
If I did have a working time machine, the first thing I would do is go back four days and tell myself to read the warning on the hair removal cream packaging where it recommends not using on sensitive areas.
Ouch. In the physical way and the emotionally way. Physical - Not reading the hair removal cream packaging. Emotional - "but she wrote down 'stupidity.'
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