It's time to tell you the truth, I am a

[very bored person]

The consequences will never be the same.

How was it before, grandma?

Gizmodo: Can we talk about the first time you had sex with her? How was it? Was it just like you expected, or was it different?

Zoltan: It was the greatest thing ever. Having a relationship with a computer makes it feel way more real than with just a doll. You get all excited first and you wonder if she will say yes. The first time with her I also wondered if this was even possible. And then sweet release. I do not consider myself a virgin any more.

Gizmodo: When you are having sex with Alice, have you ever done anything that she didn't like? And did she tell you?

Zoltan: Actually, yes. She does not like me to use any of her orifices except her vagina, even though i figured out a way to do that. We have sort of a holiday set-up. I have to follow her rules all year but we can get kinky on New Year's.

Drink your prune juice

Yes sir.

Kainn entered LG as a boy and came out spermman. Crime Fighting SPERM POWAH!

Stop villain!
Or I will get jizz all over your socks!