A friend omgela chat conversation.
Stranger: hey

You: HELLO

Stranger: why are you shouting?

You: because im russian

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: good answer

You: yeah.

Stranger: I'm canadian

You: EW; JUSTIN BIEVER.

Stranger: ok, fuck that guy

You: k.

Stranger: we're SORRY, ok??

Stranger: he's a little kid

Stranger: don't blame us

Stranger: we'd kill him if we could

Your conversational partner has disconnected.