That bitch D<

My friend got a baby deer for her birthday. It's a girl.
What. the. fuck.
Is that even legal? They have a big fucking yard, fenced with 10ft shit...
But seriously. I want a baby deer.
When it grows up it will be used to people and will be like... the most amazing pet ever D:

I'm so fucking jealous.

EDIT: It's name is Opal though... what a stupid name. And after two days it's already like, coming when its name is called O_O I always pictured deer as like... 100% wild, can't be tamed kinda animals...

What does it do?

It just sits there and is cute what else would it do?!?Something efficient? XD

Xd!!! Omg ur so right wat was i thinking????????? Xddd lol srry ^___^

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But seriously... for my birthday. I got an iou and some chapstick... although I do LOVE chapstick...

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But seriously... for my birthday. I got an iou and some chapstick... although I do LOVE chapstick...

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Oh, I got a super tricked out gaming laptop.
Then I went out and got high.
Then I got laid 45 times.
Then I cam home and programmed a new bot that will get you7888m an hour.
Oh, to be young.

Kill the deer?

Get me my hunting rifle!

Here that is 100% illegal, and you can be fined for it. My friend had nursed one back to health one time and told me I couldn't tell anyone because of that reason. Can't do it unless you have a special permit or some documentation. Like my illegal flying squirrel that happens to be considered an exotic animal -.-"

I have a tiger. Yall' got pwnt'.

No, you don't.

It's a baby tiger. Pics anyone?

I have an orca.

PROOF!
http://i49.tinypic.com/28ja7b4.jpg

I told you guys i was frrlz!

I call shooped.

Lulz, ur just jellouss. You don't has tigers in your area do yuz?

I had a tortoise, but it ran away while I wasn't home...

I had a turtle.
I freed it.
Near the river.

According to my dad (who is a retired game warden), depending on what state you are in owning a deer may or may not be illegal. There are exceptions that require special permits and licences to own them thoughv(its a long process to get the req. licences here). One of my neghibors here owns a deer farm though they are raised for commercial reasons (i.e. provideing restaraunts with vennison and such). But in the state of maine you are legally allowed to have them for commercial purposes or conservation/protection purposes (wildlife sanctuary, animal hospital, etc) , but you cannot keep them as domesticated pets.

i'd rather get king kong.