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Give me ideas LG =] not for me, I want to give a list to a friend who always talks about killing themselves, give me your most off the wall but still possible things
Also, if your going to be like, lol liar its for you, I dont really care if you think it is so :D ok
Stick a pole up your ass and make it come out your mouth.
Thats awful! >.<
Or just stick a pole up your ass.
Oh wait-
that doesn't sound quick xD but that would be freaking awsomeQuote:
Originally Posted by Taz
*rant rant, lg emos.*
Is this the girl who got an a "accident"
Hahahah no xD this is someone I know in real life, but she probably wants to suicideQuote:
Originally Posted by Hickeys
Eat oleander.
You get a "heart attack."
Jump off freeway inter-pass, scare some kids. Lol
Jump in front of train.
Overdoes on 90000 sleeping pills and hang yourself and the same time.
Uh fuck I dunno.
This better be for another person, cause I <3 you to much to have you an hero. D:
Sit outside and mix bleach and ammonia together.
It's fun, go and try it.
Throw an acid bomb at your feet and melt like the wicked witch! :)
No worries, I have to much to live for to kill myself hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by CL0V3R
I'd commit suicide too if I had Jeffree Star in my sig.
I'd commit suicide if I worshiped an overly depressed show whore who "misses her mommy"Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Gaga
Best way to do it is with someone who gave you the idea of how to do it.
Fixed ^ for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kint
Since it was obvious you talking about Jeffree. Since "missing her mommy" doesnt even remotely make sense AT ALL.
Rofl, funny thing is I dont even know anything of jefree star, I only know two of his songs, and I decided to go with sig beacuse its creepyQuote:
Originally Posted by Lady Gaga
You have your username,avatar,and signature worshiped to someone who will be a vegas show slut in a matter of years
Worshiped? Because y'know, I praise her all the time. Vegas show girl? Please, every single she releases manages to be a top 10 in the billboard charts, shes not going anywhereQuote:
Originally Posted by Kint
Reenact that scene from Die Hard 3
Ummm why was this thread created in the first place? Suicide isn't cool.
If you are a true friend you wouldn't help them commit suicide dipshit. If this is for your self, GTFO LG.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kint
People should not help you or your friend commit suicide. Life is the real deal. Suck it up. You only have one chance.
Edit:
Also, before you do. Think about what your family is going to think. Friends as well.
If it were my family & friends (who look down upon suicide)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chad
They would think I was a coward for taking the easy way out of life.
Exactly. Life is meant to be lived. Not to be in the corner sucking your thumb all day, Emo bastards. I would tell you if you hated life get the fuck out of it but then that's exactly what you'd be doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by chowchig
You are totally right man ._.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chad
Oh My God. You commit suicide. It is a noun, not an effing verb.
It can be both.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hellsome
3. Buy a shotgun, conceal inside jacket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coak
Wear clown disguise.
Go to class of 1st graders, pretend to entertain.
Shoot self in face, potentially traumatize a whole class of people who could've contributed to society, but will now grow up to become mentally insane people.
EloEl, if that's how you deal with emo kids and LG, then LG wouldn't be shit, everyone here things something in thier life sucks or complains about something at one point or anotherQuote:
Originally Posted by Chad
Hellsome - Did you go to college to major in English ?
I was talking about this the other day, and if I were to ever commit suicide this is how i'd do it.
I'd get a shit load of helium balloons, enough to lift me. Tie it around my neck, and let it go. That why theres a suffocated corpse floating around in the sky. And if anyone tries to get me down, for example shooting the balloons. I'm going to fall either onto someones house or backyard. And I mean no-one wants a corpse to fall through their roof right? It'll be pretty lols.
Drink the liquids that combined will cause to form musterd gas.
Go back to School.Quote:
Originally Posted by O2H2
It can not.
Whoever told you that needs to go back to school as well.
Have a horse fuck you in the ass! : D ...thats only if your friend likes the beasties though...
People with suicide have atleast some form of depression, mister Braveheart. Not everyone has the mental strength to bear up with life's problems. Granted that some people just do it on an impulse, doesn't mean that everyone who does it didn't have genuine problems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chad
gooooooooooooooooogleQuote:
Originally Posted by Hellsome