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I need 20 fortunes for a program.
Help me come up with some.

You are going to die.

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Originally Posted by Smithno13

You are going to die.

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Already have that one. :P

fortune???what is that???i don't get it???

rather to play MMO...^_^(wk)

How about a fortune that says,
"Don't eat any Chinese food today, or you will get the shits."

Edit: Lmfao. First thing I thought of was fortune cookies.