When they come to this part:
"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man." (1 Tim. 2:12-14)
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When they come to this part:
"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man." (1 Tim. 2:12-14)
i'd love to be in athiest school when they come to this part "nothing happens when you die, you just rot forever" (the whole religion[yes it is a religion])
Did you know, that in the last few pages of the bible, there are dragons?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jdawg
Look it up.
fo sho homey
Tell me, where are the christians keeping the dragons?
I want one.
area 51 duh
That's aliens, silly.
Atheism is not a religion. It's the opposite of theism.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jdawg
Sounds legit to me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kain
I'm gonna ask all my teachers if they're Christian tomorrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rundeer
Oh, what fun!
Trolled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rundeer
I'd love to be in a Christian school when they say that evolution never happened and that the earth is only 6000 years old. Christians dunt understand kemistry.
How was I trolled. You said Atheism is a religion, and it's nawt.Quote:
Originally Posted by GAMEchief
Not accurate at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by GAMEchief
I didn't, ******. Some other ****** did. And I can only assume he was trolling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rundeer
The 6000 part is accurate.Quote:
Originally Posted by C0FFINCASE
The bible indicates a space of 4000 years between earth's creation, and Jesus's birth.
Whoops, that was JDawg. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by GAMEchief
He seemed serious. 6/10
It is all accurate, depending on your denomination.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kain
lern2youngEarthCreationists.
It's all semantics.Quote:
Originally Posted by GAMEchief
Bible school sucks major balls.
All the teachers contradict themselves.
And ohhh my gosh, the gay bash is hilarious for people who supposedly "love" them.
And you get in trouble for being all, "Isn't that fact that supposedly NOBODY knows when jesus is coming back? Doesn't that just scream 'oh no! our conspiracy has been flawed! how will we bring back this guy!'" that, and didn't jesus say to his disciples that he'd return in their time? lolfail.
EDIT: "This generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place."
I'm prety sure that generation died off hmm... about 2000 years ago?
so.... anyone wanna sum up what you guys are trying to say?
and Kain stop ripping just parts of a verse.
Read the whole chapter. And then try to understand it e_e
I read the whole chapter...
doesn't change what it said O_o
It's kind of a harsh chapter of the bible if you ask me lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Frostbite
Cuz Eve was the one who fell into sin first so because of her, girls judgement can lead a man to sin which is why she's not to teach them, because a man will fall into sin by following a woman just like adam did. I don't get the verse where it says that she can be able to lead once she has a baby though o.o never read timothy to be honest.. so yeah... lol
That is weird....Quote:
Originally Posted by NotNeccesary
It's like, "If you don't have a baby, you're still contagious"
Yeah that's what I don't get.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frostbite
I'll ask my bible study leader though :)
and yeah I know what you mean about those other guys
I have an aunt and uncle who aren't really Christians. Like, they say they are but they're hypocrites. They're like the Pharisees D:
Christians can be fucking retarded sometimes.
Case in point: [shit doesn't make sense] "I'll ask my Bible study teacher." [in b4 circular reasoning and/or loopholes]
Islam FTW: bitches ain't shit but half the vote of a man.