Thread: Ugh

**Torian** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:03am

Why am I constantly erect? Dx

**Sydd** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:03am

I blame Barbie.D:

**Tobi** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:06am

Originally Posted by Torian

Why am I constantly erect? Dx

You haven't got any in awhile or ever?

**Drakonid** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:06am

Blue pills?

**Tobi** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:08am

Originally Posted by Drakonid

Blue pills?

Its funny to slip those into peoples food they get pissed off!

try it sometime

**Torian** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:12am

I meant my back you perverts D8

**Tobi** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:14am

Originally Posted by Torian

I meant my back you perverts D8

Oh.....uhm that's not even a problem then....if it was your penis then youd have a problem i would probably laugh hysterically

**Drakonid** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:15am

Originally Posted by Torian

I meant my back you perverts D8

Coming from you, it could have meant anything...

16 Nov. 2009 12:15am

Because you refuse to go down e_e

**C0FFINCASE** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:40am

Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle

Because you refuse to go down e_e

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down

16 Nov. 2009 12:41am

Originally Posted by C0FFINCASE

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down

>w>

Hey buddeh <3

**C0FFINCASE** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:41am

Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle

>w>

Hey buddeh <3

'Ello poppet

16 Nov. 2009 12:43am

Originally Posted by C0FFINCASE

'Ello poppet

How have ya been

**Sydd** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:15am

Because he watched that.

**Torian** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:15am

ffffffffffff now I'm horny.

16 Nov. 2009 12:17am

Typical Jason... Typical.. ¬_¬

**Torian** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:17am

Excuse me Missy >

I need say no more on that topic >;3

16 Nov. 2009 12:18am

pfffffffft

fu. D<

**Torian** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:19am

fuffufufufufufufufu, girl you know it's true~

16 Nov. 2009 12:21am

I don't know what you are talking about.
Silly little man.

**Souleater** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:22am

you're indesperate need of a massage from that asian prostitute you have chained to the boiler in your basement?

**Tobi** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:36am

Originally Posted by ~Souleater~

you're indesperate need of a massage from that asian prostitute you have chained to the boiler in your basement?

Hahaha thats hilarious!

not everyone has one of those like you do im afriad

**Souleater** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:54am

Originally Posted by Tobi

Hahaha thats hilarious!

not everyone has one of those like you do im afriad

i dont, i saw it on Tor's webcam na di saw the asian hooker chained to your heater in the background in your room.

**Khayden** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:23am

That's what porn and the neighbors daughter is for.

**Obby** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:51am

*yawns a bit*

**Obby** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:57am

You can say that

**C0FFINCASE** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:57am

Originally Posted by Obby

You can say that

How should we remedy that?

**Drakonid** · 16 Nov. 2009 12:58am

I can think of a couple of ways.

**Obby** · 16 Nov. 2009 01:00am

There is no need

**C0FFINCASE** · 16 Nov. 2009 01:02am

Originally Posted by Obby

There is no need

Then why say anything?

Here be entertained YouTube - Trunk Monkey Compilation

**Obby** · 16 Nov. 2009 01:05am

no.

YouTube - BIGBANG 2NE1 - Lollipop MV [HQ]

16 Nov. 2009 01:15am

Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big..
cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like..
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their..
meeting in the office a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his..
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a..
contaminated water can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your..
dictate what im saying 'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck.

**Souleater** · 16 Nov. 2009 01:17am

Originally Posted by La Vie Cruelle

Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big..
cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like..
shitzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
monkeys aren't good to have 'cos they like to beat their..
meeting in the office a meeting in the hall,
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his..
Balzac was a writer he lived with Alan Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's cuz she's a..
contaminated water can really make you sick,
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your..
dictate what im saying 'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck.

Thank you Wendy. (South Park reference for you drones out there).

**Obby** · 16 Nov. 2009 01:24am

Originally Posted by ~Souleater~

Thank you Wendy. (South Park reference for you drones out there).

shut up fat ass ( south park)

**Torian** · 16 Nov. 2009 01:25am

Eater's mom is a big fat bitch

16 Nov. 2009 01:28am

Ooooh, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch.
And then on Sundays, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bitch. *

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's mom's a bitch,
Yes she is a dirty bitch.

Kyle's mom is a biiiiiiiiiiitch! CHA!

**Souleater** · 16 Nov. 2009 01:32am

@Obby:"Stop calling me fat god damn it!!!"

@Tor:"Don't call my mom a bitch you fat fuck!!!"

Behold the power of the Park.

**Torian** · 16 Nov. 2009 01:32am

Stupid Jew.

16 Nov. 2009 01:36am

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"
He's seen the love inside of you
Coz he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr Hankey too!
(fart noise)

Cartman
Well Kyle where is he?

Kyle
He's comin'

Stan
C'mon dude push!

Kyle
Im trying!

Cartman
Oh wait wait I can see his head!

Kyle
HERE HE COMES!!
(fart noise)

Mr. Hankey
HOWDY HO!
I'm mr. hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons greetings to all of you
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdey ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas time has come!

Sometimes he's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water
Sometime he hangs off the end of your ass
and won't fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit lingers on....

Howdy ho!

**Tobi** · 16 Nov. 2009 05:30am

Wow that was random! I believe in mister hanky

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