[You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ******
You: YOU ARE
You: YES YOU ARE
Stranger: no
Stranger: you def are
Stranger: i mean seriously
Stranger: just look at that face
You: LOL
Stranger: d:
Stranger: im totally messin with u
You: Im not feeling it
Stranger: lol
You: Your gay
You: lol
Stranger: no im def not
Stranger: though i think u might bw
You: I sense some sarcasm
Stranger: you can't sense sarcasm over typing
You: I can
Stranger: then ur makin it up
Stranger: lyyyyyyyyarrrr
You: lol
You: The way you type
Stranger: im a chick
You: Thats gay style
You: A gay chick
You: lol
Stranger: def not
Stranger: i have a boyfriend
You: hahaha
You: A tomboy
Stranger: yeah kinda lol
Stranger: but i definitely like men
Stranger: theyre so hot. well. most of them.
You: Im hot
You:
Stranger: i'm sure lol
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 20
Stranger: i'm 14. so i don't dig illegalities
You: lol
Stranger: yeah i just made up that word
You: Im guessing your one of the twilight fags
You: xD
Stranger: EWWWW NO
Stranger: GROSS
Stranger: SHOOT ME NOW
You: Better
You: lulz
Stranger: def not
Stranger: eew
Stranger: gross
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: bleh
You: Vampires dont shine
Stranger: no
Stranger: they kill people
Stranger: viciously
You: And they dont shine
Stranger: no
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: they're murderous
You: The shining thing is gay
You: lol
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: you've said
Stranger: like 4 times
Your conversational partner has disconnected.]