>smell armpits
>stink something foul
>decide to take a shower
>undress, enter bathroom
>ice cold
>suddenly feel the urge to take a shit
>freezing like hell, cant be bothered to go put clothes back on
>decide not to take a shit
>get in the shower, nice and warm
>wash all over
>suddenly need to take a shit so bad it hurts
>shit all over the shower
>disgusted at first
>not so much now
>play around with it for a while, seeing as it's already a huge mess, can't make it worse can i
>contemplate a taste of that brown goo
>nah, that'd be awful, probably
>probably
>taste the tiniest bit