Okay, listen. The only bloody reason I'm here is because y'all came in and crashed DuelingNetwork. Yes, there are a crap-ton of a-holes on that site, but some of us are just trying to have some freakin' fun, so how about finding recruits some other freaking way?! I mean seriously! I was actually in the middle of an interesting conversation, then you guys came in and freakin' bombed the place! What gives?! How is that fair to anyone? If anything, due to this, I may, in fact, steer people AWAY from this place! You guys interrupted my fun, my enjoyment, my relaxation so you could gain a few new members. Well a forum is like a business. One happy customer is bad, but one unhappy customer can, in fact, cause a ripple effect. You should rework how you recruit because I'm freaking livid.

Now, I'll end on this note: If y'all are cool, I'll stick around. Otherwise, ban me.