Booty Grab Annihilation anyone? ["Help Wanted"]

I have an idea for a bootygrab site that I am 99% sure would top dolphin mania and work successfully. I need help building it. I won't be explaining how it works and I'll be taking serious steps in preventing it from being duplicated.

Your job will be to help me design the site itself and setup options. Once I have a few volunteers, I'll setup a chat somewhere and our conversations will be archived.

Requirements- Experience in the following

• JavaScript/jQuery
• HTML/CSS
• PHP

PHP is not strictly necessary. In fact, I'll be extremely OCD about your PHP and probably redo it even if you do work on it. If you can work in the design and client side aspect, you'll be fine. Anyway, apply with a few examples of things you've worked on.