Thread: Short story contest winner gets 20$ via paypal game cards prepaid cards ect. :)

Yep Need it by june 11th Best story wins 20$
Rules
1.Must be somewhat funny
2.Nothing too adult rated
3.Have fun!
Paying 20$ via paypal,game cards,prepaid ect. for the best short story
Submit entries to this thread or send in pm
P.s Dosent have to be too long eaither it could be 2 pages or 2 paragraphs dosent really matter to me Quality is better than quantity. ty
Edit: WINNER GETS 50$ <_< o.o :p